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Use me well and keep me clean!
 I never tell what I have seen!

Poems from the WC   page #2

 



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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
a sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in
our pool.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.




(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you.

 



(Seen above a urinal)
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!



(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."



(Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands")
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and makes his way
into the confession box. He says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to catch the man's attention,
but the man stays silent. Then the priest knocks on the wall
three times in  final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, pal.
There's no toilet paper in this one either."

That´s why !

   

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