If USA loose the war in Iraq!

 

 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 
 
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Saddam has escaped
They will catch him
 
 
Game over !
 
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A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
You gotta love this one!

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--
You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.
Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--
You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.
We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

Hurra for British Airways.

What small steps are taken to achieve freedom for us all. This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess.
'You obviously do not see it then?' she asked. 'You placed me next to a black man.
I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat. 'Be calm please,' the hostess replied.
Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.
The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.
'Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy
Class. I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class.
All the same, we still have one place in First Class.
'Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.
'It is not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class.
However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.
She turned to the black guy, & said, 'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class.
At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what
they had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.

This is a true story. If you are against racism,
Please send it to so everyone can read it.
WELL DONE, British Airways

New Direction for the war on terrorists.
"Send Prior Service Vets over 60 "
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I ' m too old to track down terrorists. (You can ' t be older than 42 to join the military.)
They ' ve got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn ' t be able to join a military unit until you ' re at least 35.
For starters:
Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
 
Young guys haven ' t lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can ' t sleep, I ' m tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
 
An 18-year-old doesn ' t even like to get up before 10 a.m.
Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, "I ' m tired and can ' t sleep and since I ' m already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
 
If captured we couldn ' t spill the beans because we ' d forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We ' re used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food. We ' ve also developed an appreciation for guns. We ' ve been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I ' ve been in combat and didn ' t see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt. now, "Get down and give me ... er ... one."
 
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I ' ve never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He ' s still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn ' t figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm ' s way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.
If nothing else, put us on the border and we will have it secured the first night.
Share this with your senior friends.It's purposely in big type so they can read it.

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