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Ray Stevens - "Stuck on You"

Well it all started back about a week or two I bought this instant Wonder Glue. I'd seen it work on TV and I just had to try me some.
Well when I got home I spilled the stuff and I reached for a towel to wipe it up, and that towel stuck to my hand like another thumb. And as if that wasn't trouble enough, here come Rover chasing Fluff, And that cat jumped up and stuck right to my knee. Well I reached down to hold the dog away and I touched his ear and that's where my hand stayed and he lit out a yelping dragging the cat and me.

Well running through the house we knocked the bird cage down and the parakeet got loose and was flying all around and finally landed and stuck to the top of my head and I was tryin' to be careful, but I just wasn't able and we stuckin' to ashtrays, lamps n tables and I was wishin' that I had bought a roll of Duct Tape instead.

Well I finally fell exhausted into a chair and then you came in and found me there with the bird on my head and my hand on the dog and the cat stuck to my knee, and you said the scene looked Heaven sent that I looked like a man perfectly content a regular St. Francis of Assisi and before I could stop you, you laid a big kiss on me.

Now Honey, I'm stuck on you. Yes I'm stuck on you, I'm stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat and stuck to the parakeet too. Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you.

Well I got to thinkin' sittin' there that day. How did they make that stuff anyway, I mean there must be workers stuck all over the factory. I bet there's shoes on the floor and shirts on the walls and hat's on the ceiling and all up and down the hall why just gettin' this stuff in the tube must be a miracle to see.

Now if we could ever make it to the phone and get the paramedics out to our home maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog and the cat and the parakeet and as soon as we're all healed up enough we're gonna to sneak into the plant where they make that stuff and for revenge we're gonna put instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seats He He He ...

Until then I'm stuck on you, Yes I'm stuck on you, I'm stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat and stuck to the parakeet too. Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you.
Ohhh, I'm stuck on you, yes I'm stuck on you. I'm stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat and stuck to the parakeet too.
Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you.

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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She Retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi ','

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