- Well,
it's
shit ...
that's
right,
shit!
Shit may
just be
the most
functional
word in
the
English
language.
- Consider:
You can
get
shit-faced,
Be
shit-out-of-luck,
Or have
shit for
brains.
With a
little
effort,
you can
get your
shit
together,
find a
place
for your
shit, or
be asked
to shit
or get
off the
pot.
-
You can
smoke
shit,
buy shit,
sell
shit,
lose
shit,
find
shit,
forget
shit,
and tell
others
to eat
shit.
Some
people
know
their
shit,
while
others
can't
tell the
difference
between
shit and
shineola.
There
are
lucky
shits,
dumb
shits,
and
crazy
shits.
There is
bull
shit,
horse
shit,
and
chicken
shit.
You can
throw
shit,
sling
shit,
catch
shit,
shoot
the shit,
or duck
when the
shit
hits the
fan.
You can
give a
shit or
serve
shit on
a
shingle.
You can
find
yourself
in deep
shit or
be
happier
than a
pig in
shit.
Some
days are
colder
than
shit,
some
days are
hotter
than
shit, and some
days are
just
plain
shitty.Some
music
sounds
like
shit,
things
can look
like
shit,
and
there
are
times
when you
feel
like
shit.
You can
have too
much
shit,
not
enough
shit,
the
right
shit,
the
wrong
shit or
a lot of
weird
shit.
You can
carry
shit,
have a
mountain
of shit,
or find
yourself
up shit
creek
without
a paddle.
- Sometimes
everything
you
touch
turns to
shit and
other
times
you fall
in a
bucket of shit
and come
out
smelling
like a
rose.
-
When you
stop to
consider
all the
facts,
it's the
basic
building
block of
the
English
language.
And
remember,
once you
know
your
shit,
you
don't
need to
know
anything
else!!
You
could
pass
this
along,
if you
give a
shit; or
not do
so if
you
don't
give a
shit!
Well,
Shit,
it's
time for
me to
go.
I just
wanted
you to
know
that I
do give
a shit
and hope
you had
a nice
day,
without
a bunch
of shit.
But, if
you
happened
to catch
a load
of shit
from
some
shit-head...........
Well,
Shit
Happens!!
I am
sorry
for that
shit -
You have
been
here for
a shit
long
time.
-
- Fuck is
#2 of
the most
functional
word in
the
English
language.
-
-
- A
Catholic
priest
and a
nun were
taking a
rare
afternoon
off and
enjoying
a round
of golf.
The
priest
stepped
up to
the
first
tee and
took a
mighty
swing.
He
missed
the ball
entirely
and said
"Shit, I
missed."
The good
Sister
told him
to watch
his
language.
-
On his
next
swing,
he
missed
again. "Shit,
I
missed."
"Father,
I'm not
going to
play
with you
if you
keep
swearing,"
the
nun said
tartly.
The
priest
promised
to do
better
and the
round
continued.
On the
4th tee,
he
misses
again.
The
usual
comment
followed.
Sister
is
really
mad now
and says,
"Father
John,
God is
going to
strike
you dead
if you
keep
swearing
like
that."
On the
next
tee,
Father
John
swings
and
misses
again. "Shit,
I
missed."
- A
terrible
rumble
is heard
and a
gigantic
bolt of
lightning
comes
out
of the
sky and
strikes
Sister
Marie
dead in
her
tracks.
-
- "SHIIIIIT
........I
MISSED!."
