For Private and Club advertisements - Phonecards only - 6 or 12 Months on this page !
Rates: 40 words - 6 Months - US$ 5.00 / 40 words - 12 Months - US$ 10.00
Rates: 80 words - 6 Months - US$ 8.00 / 80 words - 12 Months - US$ 15.00
US$ 1.00 = 5 Phonecards or 2 IRC's
exchange ads free!

If you have one of require telecard,
you can replace them from my regular telecard list,
You cand found me by phone: +97248333736
or by mail

Thank you


Looking phonecards of 2003-2004 from Norway,Aland,Finland(all issues) and motives: birds,dogs,butterflies, wild animals,Disney,Coca-Cola,Christmas,cars,trains.
I can offer Israel's phonecards of 2003-2004 on different motives.
Dr.Eugene Stanislavski
PO Box 490
IL-22104, Nahariya

I buy Phonecards, or will give you, in exchange, something you want! - QUANTITIES: 1x - 100x.
Send Postpaid with your price ! ! SPECIAL: I give 30 Israeli Phonecards against 30 Foreign Phonecards or against 1,500 large-size good stamps. Address:
Box 25154
Snif Check-Post

PHONE CARDS. Join your friends in the most exciting hobby today! Exchange your phonecards with hundreds of others around the world. Send your name ans address along with 9 phonecards and receive our huge monthlu bulletin. 12 phonecards gets you the bulletin and your own listing. For 15 phonecards you get all the above plus you can insert your picture.
Please, all phonecards must be in good condition. We do not accept phonecards from Communist countries, Italy or Communist Poland - Sorry.
E-48012 BILBAO

c/o A. Goodall
485A Caledonia Road
London N7 9RN
Write for details + add 2 IRC's for Reply.

Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.


1] My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,

But if you'll leave your name and number,

We'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.


2] A is for academics,

B is for beer.

One of those reasons is why we're not here.

So leave a message.


3] Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already

sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.

If you are my financial aid institution,

you didn't lend me enough money.

If you are my friends, you owe me money.

If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.


4] "Hi. Now you say something."


5] "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,

So you can talk to it instead.

Wait for the beep."


6] "Hello. I am David's answering machine.

What are you?"


7] (From Japanese friend) He-lo!

This is Sa-to. If you leave message,

I call you soon.

If you leave *sexy* message,

I call sooner!


8] "Hi! John's answering machine is broken.

This is his refrigerator.

Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your

message to myself with one of these magnets."


9] "Hello, you are talking to a machine.

I am capable of receiving messages.

My owners do not need siding, windows,

or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean.

They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken.

If you're still with me,

leave your name and number and they will get back to you."


10] "This is not an answering machine -

This is a telepathic thought-recording device.

After the tone, think about your

name, your reason for calling and a number where

I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."


11] "Hi. I am probably home,

I'm just avoiding someone I

don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back,

it's you."


12] "Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone

right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone

until I call you back."


13] "If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home

cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.

Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message."

14] Please leave a message.

However, you have the right to remain silent.

Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.


15] Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya.

We can't pick up the phone right now,

because we're doing something we really enjoy.

Sonya likes doing it up and down,

And I like doing iteft to right . real slowly.

So leave a message,

And when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.

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