We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male
to see any woman other than his wife, naked, and that he
must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday, at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that
they think it's okay to see nude women other than their
wife, and to show support for all women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof
of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The Government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists, and applauds your participation in this
Maybe we in this way,
can tell them, that they are most unwanted here, in our
country! We have at all no use for this kind of people.