There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.He went into His Fathers business.
2.He lived at home until he was 33.
3.He was sure his Mother was a Virgin and his mother was sure He was God.

 

But than there were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been an AfroAmerican:
1.He called everyone "Brother & Sister"
2.He liked Gospel
3.He couldn't get a fair trial.


Verry 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:
1.He talked with his hands.
2.He had wine with every meal.
3.He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:
1.He never cut his hair.
2.He walked around barefoot all the time.
3.He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:
1.He never got married.
2.He was always telling stories.
3.He loved green pastures.

 

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a - Woman:

1.He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.


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