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Listen to: How Great Thou Art by Alan Jackson - down this page
Before U were
thought of or time had begun,
God stuck U in the name of His
Son.
And each time
U pray, you'll see it's true,
You can't spell out JesUs and
not include U.
You're a
pretty big part of His wonderful
name,
For U, He was born; that's why
He came.
And His great
love for U is the reason He
died.
It even takes U to spell
crUcified.
Isn't it
thrilling and splendidly grand
He rose from the dead, with U in
His plan?
The stones
split away, the gold trUmpet
blew,
and this word resUrrection is
spelled with a U.
When JesUs
left earth at His upward
ascension,
He felt there was one thing He
just had to mention.
"Go into the
world and tell them it's true
That I love them all - Just like
I love U."
So many great
people are spelled with a U,
Don't they have a right to know
JesUs too?
It all depends
now on what U will do,
He'd like them to know, but it
all starts with U.
Will YOU pass
it on?
When Jesus died on the cross He
was thinking of you! If you are
one of the 7% who will stand up
for Him, forward this.
93% of people
won't forward this
I saw the
above Face in a book.
This is a reconstruction of the
Shroud of Turin from many years
ago.
I realized this is the kindest
face I have ever seen. It
changed my life forever.
I hope you see what I saw as
well.
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DIRECTIONS TO OUR
FATHER'S HOUSE
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Make a Right onto
Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go
through the Green Light,
which is Jesus Christ.
There, you must turn
onto the Bridge of
Faith, which is over
troubled water.
When you get off the
bridge, make a Right
turn and Keep Straight.
You are on the King's
Highway - Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three
miles: One for the
Father, One for the Son,
and One for the Holy
Ghost.
Then exit off onto Grace
Blvd.
From there, make a Right
turn on Gospel Lane.
Keep Straight and then
make another Right on
Prayer Road.
As you go on your way,
Yield Not to the traffic
on Temptation Ave.
Also, avoid SIN STREET
because it is a DEAD
END.
Pass up Envy Drive, and
Hate Avenue.
Pass up Hypocrisy
Street, Gossiping Lane,
and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go
down Long-suffering
Lane, Persecution Blvd.
And Trials and
Tribulations Ave.
But that's all right,
because VICTORY Street
is straight ahead!
- AMEN!!!
IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE
BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A
WHILE...
THESE ARE REALLY CUTE.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz
before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in
Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest
financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his
stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female
financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went
down to the bank of the Nile and
drew out alittle prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles
are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve
out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q.. Who was the greatest
comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house
down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to
his children as to why he no
longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of
house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the
most flagrant lawbreaker in the
Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10
commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was
especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan The
banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest
babysitter mentioned in the
Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a
very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no
parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on
the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on
the deck. (Groan...)
PS. Did you know it's a sin for
a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says
. . . "He-brews"
KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU
BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!
Friends are God's way of taking
care of us.
Faith, Hope & Love -- but the
greatest of these is LOVE.
1 Corinthians 13:13
- Are
you good enough to go to Heaven?
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