Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Never underestimate the power of makeup!

Pass this around - it may help keep the White House from becoming a stable.

 


Følgende er en række produktanvisninger fra diverse produkter  på Dansk

På en hårtørrer:
Bør ikke bruges i sovende tilstand.

På en pose chips:
Du kan allerede have vundet! Intet køb nødvendigt. Detaljer indeni.

På en pakke med håndsæbe:
Anvisninger: Bruges som almindelig sæbe.

På en pakke frossen suppe:
Serveringsforslag: Optøet.

På en pakke med flødekager:
Må ikke vendes på hovedet. (Trykt på bunden af pakken.)

På en dåse med butterdej:
Produktet er varmt efter opvarmning.

På en kasse til et strygejern:
Stryg ikke tøj mens du har det på.

På en flaske hostesaft til børn:
Kør ikke bil og anvend ikke større maskiner efter indtagelse.

På en pakke sovepiller:
Advarsel: Kan gøre dig døsig.

På en koreansk køkkenkniv:
Advarsel: Holdes ude af børn.

På en juletræs-lyskæde lavet i Kina:
Kun til indendørs eller udendørs brug.

På en pose peanuts:
Advarsel: Indeholder nødder.

På en pose nødder i et fly:
Anvisning: Åbn posen, spis nødderne.

På en svensk motorsav:
Forsøg ikke at stoppe kæden med dine hænder..
 
 
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