How clean is
I challenge you NOT to think
dirty. All of the answers in
this quiz are NOT obscene in any
1) What is a four-letter word
that ends in "k"and means the
same as intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has
four of and a woman has only two
3) What can you find in a man's
pants that is about six inches
long, has a head on it, and that
women love so much that they
often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f "
and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each
four letters long, end in
"u-n-t" one of which is a word
for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you
can step into?
7) What four letter word begins
with "f " and ends with "k", and
if you can't get one you can use
8) What is hard, six inches
long, has two nuts, and can make
a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in
"i-t " and is found on the
bottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have
one of; it's longer on some men
than on others; the pope doesn't
use his; and a man gives it to
his wife after they're married?
3. a twenty pound note
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
8. Whole nut chocolate bar
You should be ashamed of
I know what you were thinking!
A Rabbi and a Priest Buy a Car…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a
synagogue across the street from each other. Since
their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in
together to buy a car. After the purchase, they
drove it home and parked it on the street between
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw
the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It
didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked
the priest what he was doing.
"I'm blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back
inside the synagogue.
He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw,
walked over to the back of the car and cut off two
inches of the tailpipe.
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