How clean is your mind ?

 

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hAands?

8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

 

 

ANSWERS:


 

 1. talk
 2. legs
 3. a twenty pound note
 4. firetruck
 5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
 6. pants
 7. fork
 8. Whole nut chocolate bar
 9. grit
10.last name

 

 You should be ashamed of yourself!
I know what you were thinking!

 

A Rabbi and a Priest Buy a Car…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.

A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.

"I'm blessing it," the priest replied.

The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue.

He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.

 

 

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