Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework
to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.

Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin

Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets
after losing each week.

 

Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after
you scrape your knee.


Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when
trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton:
Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
 

 

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