Please, wait for the sound.

 Hør lige på mig !  -   Listen to me !

Even if you don't have a dog you gotta love this one.

TO: GOD: FROM: THE DOG

Dear God:

Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God:

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?

Or is it still
the same old story?

Dear God:

Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,

but not ONE named for a dog?

How often do you see a cougar riding around?

We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God:

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God:

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers,

scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.

What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God:

Are there mailmen in Heaven?

If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God:

Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

 

1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.


2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.


3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.


4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.


5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.


9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise,

it's usually not a good thing

P.S.

Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

 

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