At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says,

"In America, we call this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says,
"In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, 
And proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
"In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says,
"Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
 
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