If Elvis had lived longer, he possibly would have  rewritten, 'Are You Lonesome Tonight'
Here's how it might have turned out.

ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? (Senior Citizen Version)

 

Are you lonesome tonight?
Does your tummy feel tight?
Did you bring your mylanta and tums?

Does your memory stray,
To that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums?

Is your hairline receding?
Your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her,
And its prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain?
Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Is your blood pressure up?
Good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat cuisine?

All that oat bran and fruit,
Metamucil to boot.
Helps you run like
A well oiled machine.

If it's football or baseball,
He sure knows the score.
Yes, he knows where it's at
But forgets what it's for.

So your gallbladder's gone,
But your gout lingers on,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

When you're hungry, he's not,
When you're cold, he is hot,
Then you start that old thermostat war.

When you turn out the light,
He goes left and you go right,
Then you get his great symphonic snore.

He was once so romantic,
So witty and smart;
How did he turn out to be such
A cranky old fart?

So don't take any bets,

It's as good as it gets,

Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building

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Angel
Always On My Mind 
An American Trilogy
As Long As I Have You
Because Of Love
Britches
Can't Help Falling In Love
Soon (Charro)
Could I Fall In Love
Crying In The Chapel
Doin' The Best I Can 
Don't
Don't Be Cruel
Easy Question 
Elvis Movie Memories
Five Sleepy Heads
Follow That Dream
For The Heart (Soon)
Funny How Time Slips Away  
Good Times  
Green Green Of Home
Hawaiian Sunset
Hawaiian Wedding Song
Help Me (Soon) 
I Forgot To Rememeber 
I'll Never Know 
I'm Yours 
I Miss You  
It Ain't No Big Thing   
Loving You
Mama Liked The Roses 
Mr. Songman
My Friend Elvis by J.D.Sumner
My Way  
 
 

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Link to Elvis:

 http://www.ibiblio.org/elvis/elvishom.html

Elvis born: 8. January  1935 - dead: 16. August 1977

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