I write to you from Arabia. I have got money from the travelagency, so my wife, 3 sons and myself come to Danemarka. Please note my wishes:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on Arabian culture and history.
6.I want my kids to see my flag flying on the top of the flag pole
at their school with the Danish flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Danish driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. With my own speed limit.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10.In case one of the Danish police officers does not get the memo from Mr. Fogh to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly my flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on June 5th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13.Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to Denmark from Arabia.I am sure that Mr. Fogh won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your VIP.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Akmed Cartoon Akkariz
I U.S.A har de Bob Hope, Johnny Cash og Stevie Wonder!
I Danmark har vi Fogh, No hope, no cash, no wonder!
korrektion af det officielle antal fremmede i Danmark pr 1. januar 2006
correction of the official number of most foreign foreigners
Muslimer - Læs
mere her, Hvis I forstår Dansk.
Dette ved vi om:
Muhamed ibn Abdallah
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