Women Seeking Men
I like driving around with my two cats,
especially on the
freeway. I make them wear little hats so
that I can use the
carpool lane. Way too much time on your
hands too? Call me.
SWF, 42, 5'10", brown/blue.
SWF, 27, obnoxious, silly, pierced,
tattooed, insane, hormonally
unbalanced, Rollerblading, sushi-eating,
redhead from Hell, seeks Vlad. My neck is
Don't call me if you are uneducated;
smoker; felon; under 30 years old, 5'10";
over 40 years old,
6'8", 230 pounds; like cats, channel
surfing; make less than
$30,000 annually; or have body parts
pierced. Others feel free.
Men Seeking Women
Fat, flatulent, over-40, cigar-smoking
redneck seeks sexy woman
with big hair to cook, clean and pick up
Desperate lonely loser, SWM, 32, miserable,
apathetic, tired of
watching TV and my roommate's hair fall out.
unattractive SWF, 25-32, no sense of humor,
for long talks about
Thick glasses, HP calculator, SAT 99th
percentile, knows pi to
16 digits. Great job, big house, pool. SWM,
33, 6'0", 144 lbs.
Better looking than Bill Gates.
...and we wonder
why we've got relationship problems.
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