Endelig kom der penge i kassen! At least I got real money in my Bank

Every day I receive lots of mails from idiots all over the world.  Mails from poor and braindless people. Most of them live in  poor countries and have never had any money at all.  When they offer milions of dollars, they only need a few dollars to send the milions. Why can´t the just keep the half of the sum? Those people are unimployed, and I wonder how they have earned the money to buy a computer.

Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division
FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal bureau of investigation
J. Edgar Hoover building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Ref: FBI/DC/25/08
Attention: Fund Bent Bay Denmark

This is an official advice from the FBI foreign remittance/telegraphic dept., it has come to our notice that a bank from Nigeria district has released 10,000,000.00 U.S dollars into Bank of America in your name as Bent Bay, by Inheritance means.The C.B.N bank Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom to your account, used what we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment S.T.D.P to pay this fund through wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment.
They are still, waiting for confirmation from you on the already transferred funds, which was made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities why must your payment be made in secret transfer, if your transaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account, this is a pure coded, means of payment .Records, which we have had with, this method of payment in the past has always been related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your account, so it is our duty as a world wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account.
Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary scrutiny by the DK authorities when funds come from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, the F.B.I bank commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of $10,000,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (S.D.T.A). We govern and oversee funds Transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world. We advice you contact us immediately, as the funds have been stopped and are being held in our custody, until you can be able to provide us with a diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (dist) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorize the transfer from where the funds was transferred from to certify that the funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria are antiterrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to cross and impound the payment, we shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal documents .
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We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund, because of the amount involve, we want to make sure is a clean and legal money you are about to receive. Be informed that the fund are now in United kingdom in your name , but right now we have ask the bank not to release the fund to anybody that comes to them , unless we ask them to do so, because we have to carry out our investigations first before releasing the fund to you. Note that the fund is in the JP Morgan chase right now, but we have ask them not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and verifications from you before releasing the funds.
So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy to us that the money your about to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you dont have it let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us so that we will ask the bank holding the funds the JP Morgan chase to go ahead Crediting your account immediately.
This Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you dont have the document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the document because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by the bank that initialized the transfer Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. These conditions is Valid until 2nd of June, 2010 after we shall take actions on canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving funds out of Nigeria. Guarantee: funds will be released on confirmation of the document.
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Final instruction:
60f Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee
61e Bent Bay has full power when validation is cleared
62 Bent Bays bank in Denmark can only release funds-
62 Upon confirmation from the world bank/united nations.
64 Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request
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NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive.
The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in UK and United States. An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country (i.e., Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history back ground, etc.)

FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III
afbi002@aol.com

Flere brugere har i dag modtaget en mail fra PBS. Mailen påstår, at
firmaet har opdaget en fejl ved ens konto og beder læseren indsende sine
oplyser. Men der er tale om en falsk mail, hvor skumle bagmænd forsøger
at få adgang til brugernes konti. Derfor skal man naturligvis ikke sende
sine oplysninger videre.

More users have today received a mail from PBS. Mail claim that the
firm had discovered a mistake to your account and would ask readers send its
indicate. But there is a false mail, where Murky sponsors are trying
to get access to the users' accounts. That is why, of course not send
its information.

Old friends and former family members came out of the bush when this came out.

If you have treated me well, could your begging letters have given bonus!

Jeg skal lige love for at venner og tidligere familie kom ud af busken da dette kom frem.

Havde i behandlet mig ordentligt, kunde jeres tiggerbreve have givet bonus!

Nedenstående mail er oversat med en online oversætter, som det  tydeligt ses af den dårlige grammatik. Mailen er sendt fra et Spansksproget land, som det ses neders i brevet. Jeg får 5-10 forskellige af disse "fjollemails" om dagen. I dette nedenstående tilfælde skal du "bare" sende $188.- for at få første del af pengene. Mailadressen som disse fupmagere bruger, er en 24 timers mailadresse, som slettes når de har fået det ønskede overførelsesbeløb.

Svar aldrig på denne slags mail. Webmaster Bent Bay

Kære kunde,

Der er et problem med $ 1,5 MUSD som blev kaldt til vores bank (capital city BANK) fra FEDRAL finansministerium NIGERIA Republik om din erstatning på $ 500.000,00 USD har været sendt til Western Union Money Transfer og en
instruktion er kommet direkte fra hr. . Jona Akim af Finansministeriet. Han  bad os om at begynde at sende din fond installmentally $ 5000 pr dag via Western Union Money Transfer. Denne form for overførsel betyder, at du vil modtage $ 5.000 hver dag via Western Union, indtil de i alt $ 500.000,00 USD er helt overført til dig. I  dag har vores bank foretaget din første indbetaling på $ 5.000 gennem vestlige union. Now du skal kontakte Dr.williams terry.Email på hans kontakt nedenfor,  da han er den person InCharge af din betaling. The Western Union-agent er: Navn: Miss.Rose Ela E-mail (missrose15@live.com) Tlf 24813633835. Sendt penge Selv om Cornelis Zwaagstra, beløb sendt $  5,000.00 i dit navn i dag. Så kontakt Miss.Rose Ela på ovenstående e-mail-adresse og fortælle hende, at give dig nødvendige oplysninger, og også for ham at hjælpe dig med at vælge den $ 5,000.00. Recomfirm din adresse.

1. DIT FULDE NAVNE :______
2. POSTADRESSE :_______
3. TELEFONNUMMER :_________
4. Celler :_______
5. Emailadresse :________
6. SEX :_____
7. AGE :_____
8. ERHVERV :________
9. NATIONALITET :________

Du bliver også nødt til at sende dem den skattemæssige clearance afgifter på $188 [pr instruktion fra Den Internationale Valutafond (IMF kontor) PLS
kontakt Williams Terry ASAP og sender dem et gebyr for at sende dig hente oplysninger om din første $ 5.000 betaling.
Specker,
For ledelsen.
Western Union afdeling

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Mail from Readers / Brev fra Læsere

I have had e-mails from idiots that tell me I have money from a relative. all I have to do is give them my information. They are idiots that don't want to work but they live off of other peoples money...The scum of the earth. Sorry for being so harsh but it really makes me sick to think sometimes they get away with it..

Thank you again for your PP;s Hope you are having a good Summer and enjoy good health...Joan..

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