The Blonde Cookbook




MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

 



TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve
without dressing. So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.


 



WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice.
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.


 



THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It
said prepare ingredients,
Lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.


 



FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the
ingredients in a bowl and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.


 



SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom
keeps counting to ten.
 



SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all
I had was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven
and set the controls for roast.
It still came out hamburger,much to my disappointment.

 




GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am
eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom.
If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to
surprise him with chocolate moose.

 


 

The blonde tries her hand at cooking. Enjoy her diary.


It'sfun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper

Agood day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

KEEP ON READING.....

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,

'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch'

But th e blonde keeps on screaming,

'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says,'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.I've won a motorhome!'

And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

'W I N A B A G E L'


I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.  I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

 I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked

'What are you doing ?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said 'You are clearly stressed out.

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days'.

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '.

..And where do you think you're going?'
 

She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.


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