BENT BAY'S
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BENT BAY'S
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An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl
bikers' bar by mistake. He found his way to a bar
stool and ordered some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yelled to the
waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately fell absolutely silent, and in a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him said,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five
things ;
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl .
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head, and muttered, "No, not if
I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."
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