The American Virus!

The George Bush Virus -

Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.



The John Kerry Virus -

Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.



The
Clinton Virus -

Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory



The
Al Gore Virus -

Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting



The
Bob Dole Virus -

Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy



The
Lewinsky Virus -

Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did



The
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -

Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back



The
Mike Tyson Virus -

Quits after two bytes



The
Oprah Winfrey Virus -

Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB



The
Ellen Degeneres Virus -

Disks can no longer be inserted



The
Prozac Virus -

Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care



The Michael Jackson Virus

Only attacks minor files



Last but not least
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...

then discards it through Windows

 

 

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