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Proofreading is a dying art,

 wouldn't you say?


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and a call was made to the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!


Miners Refuse to Work after Death

 'good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!


War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!


Enfield (  London  ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!


And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?


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Well that sometimes happens if you don’t understand the language

A Wee Scottish Tale
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's fu' ae coo's shite an pish!'
The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me'
The keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!


Only in America

 

Things that are uniquely American...


1. Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

BULLSHIT: Why do the American people send this kind of offers outside their own country ?
RENT FUP: Hvorfor sender Amerikanerne dens slags tilbud ud af deres eget land ?

 They are so stupid, that they do not know where the e-mail addresses come from !
De er så dumme, at de ikke ved hvor de forskellige e-mail adresser kommer fra !

 

I can not use more money ! My Bank is overfilled.
 

I am not a U.S, but over age of 18, and not stupid

 

What did I say: There is a lot of idiots over there!

 

Why do they not mail themself at that fantastic income?

 

This Company has no money at all, but try to fool us !

 

It is only for Americans

 

I am not a U.S, but over age of 18, and not stupid

 

Only for fools

I ask them to loan 100.000 US $, but it was only for the Americans

Not for outside the US.

I am too old to Study - I already know the stupid Americans

Only in USA

 

 

 

This is a kind of BLACKMAIL. You get nothing for your US$ 31.95
That money is not much, but when the idiots keep 1000 other idiots to send that money ? Not so bad!

      


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