Getting over your
addiction to the internet...
will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read
my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not
with one hand typing.
will get dressed before noon.
will make an attempt to clean the house, wash
clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of
will sit down and write a letter to those
unfortunate few friends and family that are
will call someone on the phone who I cannot
contact via the Internet.
will read a book...if I still remember how.
will listen to those around me and their needs and
stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can
hear the music on the Internet.
will not be tempted during TV commercials to check
will try and get out of the house at least once a
week, if it is necessary or not.
will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I
forget to balance my checkbook because I was too
busy on the Internet.
Last, but not least, I will remember that I must
go to bed sometime...and the Internet will always
be there tomorrow!
PS: Maybe you are using
your Computer too much -
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED
The computer swallowed
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste'
And send her back to me.
This is a tribute to all
the Grandmas who have
been fearless and
learned to use the
They are the greatest!!!
We do not stop playing
because we grow old;
We grow old because we
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