just want you to know Mrs. Stayart--can I
call you Bay?--that your
website has truely touched me in a place
where no one has touched me
before, except maybe for my uncle Steve.
Anyway Bay, I think it's horrible that
thousands of baby seals are
having their little baby seal skulls
splattered all over the ice floes
of barbaric Canada by barbaric Canadians in
this so-called "sporting"
event, their tiny little baby seal brains
being dashed against the cold,
uncaring rocks of "filthy lucre."
Therefore Bay, I have lovingly crafted a
small graphic that I think
captures the true horror of this problem.
Maybe you can use it on your
website for propoganda or something. From
now on my motto is "Canucks
are for the rooks" though I may have to
change that because I'm not sure
if it really rhymes but I'm pretty sure a
rook is a kind of bird so it
basically means "Canadians are for the
birds," which I thought was kind
of clever. I didn't have much time to think
of a motto because I was so
busy working on that graphic.
Anyway, thanks, Bay, for opening my eyes to
this horrible problem
happening not very far north of me. To think
the evil Canadians are
doing this right under my nose behind my
back! But I'll make sure to
sign that petition and boycott all Canadian
and seal-related products,
even though that probably means I'll have to
use a different hair gel now.